By Richard Nathan, the man who wrote A Night In Elsinore, we have this little playlet:
Ladies and Gentlemen….
Now hold on there, Kerry! Which is it, ladies or gentlemen? You folks ain’t gonna vote for a sheriff who can’t decide if you’re ladies or if you’re gentlemen, are you?
As I was saying, I’m running for sheriff because I believe the West is becoming civilized, and civilized times call for a civilized sheriff.
Sounds like a lot of Massachusetts doubletalk to me.
Will you stop interrupting me, you petulant little troglodyte?