Monday, February 23, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

My New Deal

Some Republicans are complaining that they don't support the stimulus package, but will have to pay for it anyway.

So here's the deal:

The $787 billion stimulus works about to about $2,623 per American citizen. Yes, that's a lot of money and if you don't support the bill, I agree, you should get that back. Agreed?

Okay. I don't support the $5.7 trillion in new debt racked up by the Republicans for a war and tax cuts for the rich. That works out to $19,000 per citizen. So, the Republicans can write me a check for $16,377 and we'll call it even.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Ok.

This is from the Onion News Network, and must be posted.