The HORROR! The tragedy of being hit with a custard pie! Poor Ann. Having to suffer the indignity of looking like a character in a Mack Sennett silent movie. ATTACKED by the fiendish spirit of Mabel Normand.
It's SO much more terrible than the Vice-President lying and causing maiming and death so he can make a lot of money. SO much worse. Poooor Ann. Our soldiers are losing legs and arms and eyes and dodging bullets while she applauds the policies that caused them to do so - and poor Ann has to dodge pies. How terrible.
"My friend Ann Coulter had a pie thrown at her. They missed because she turned sideways and disappeared." - Bill Maher