Top Ten Rejected Titles For Saddam Hussein's New Novel...
10. The Da Vinci Goat.
9. Of Lice and Men.
8. I'm Okay, You're Uday.
7. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sand.
6. Inspectors Turn up no Evidence that Herbie was Ever Fully Loaded.
5. Mahmoud Potter and the Goblet of Hummus.
4. Kuwaiting for Godot.
3. Along Came a Spider Hole.
2. Sunnis are from Mars, Shiites are from Venus, Americans are Infidel Pig Dogs.
1. The Brotherhood of the Traveling Underpants
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