The Nattering Nabob

You know the story "My Pet Goat"? That was the children's book that Bush was reading to the classroom when he was informed that the US was under attack. As you probably know, instead of doing anything, he sat stupidly for 7 minutes.

Here's the actual reader review of the book on Amazon.com:

Presidential material, through and through!
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.