Sunday, May 23, 2004


Making the email rounds:

Q. How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced.

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb.

one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb.

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.

one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb.

one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

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