Making the email rounds:
Q. How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced.
one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb.
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb.
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.
one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb.
one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.