Thursday, August 07, 2008

McCain offers his wife to biker gangs

And I'm not kidding

STURGIS, South Dakota (CNN) – Standing on the main stage at a world famous motorcycle rally in rural South Dakota on Monday, John McCain looked out on a sea of denim-wearing bikers and told them he enjoyed their company much more than that of the 200,000 Germans who turned out to see Barack Obama last month....

Indeed, McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

I believe that at last year's event, "Miss Buffalo Chip" fellated a banana.

Can you IMAGINE what would happen if Barack Obama said that he "encouraged" Michelle to enter a topless beauty pageant for the pleasure of a gathering of bikers? This election would be OVER. The "liberal media" would have it on a 24/7 news loop, and play it every fifteen minutes for three days.

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