God to Pat Robertson: Say something crazy.

God DOES have a sense of humor: he keeps toying with Pat Robertson and making him look like a moron.

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007....

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

Ahem:

"But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death.

"You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD ?" If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. " - Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I guess the fundamentalists should start lining up with the stones NOW.