Thursday, March 13, 2008

David Patterson?

New York State now has a new acting Governor - and if he crashed into me on the street, I would have no idea who he was. Zero. Wouldn't recognize him. I'd probably curse him out:

"Get out of my way, you stupid asshole!"

"Dude, he's blind!"

"BLIND? Ummm... I didn't realize he was blind...."

"And he's the Governor!"

"He's the Governor?"

He's the Governor of New York State and I had to look up his first name to write this post. I thought it was "Jim."

I need a drink.

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