Or Look! There! On the Calendar! It's Constitution Day! It's Mardi Gras! It's SUPER TUESDAY!
Super Tuesday, which can change the course of the election, and bend the pundits in its bare hands.
If you have an election today, go vote. Please God, let the best person win, for once.
And since it IS Constitution Day and Mardi Gras, it might be nice to remember the Constitution and the folks in New Orleans when you vote.