The Nattering Nabob

"It's simple. You drink, you forget things -- especially things that could endanger minors. Condoleezza Rice claims she can't remember a July 2001 meeting with George Tenet where he warned her an al Qaeda attack was likely, even though White House records prove the meeting happened. She probably just blacked out. It was a drinking game. Every time George Tenet says 'imminent,' you take a shot." - Stephen Colbert