I hate Bob Woodward

Bob Woodward is a smarmy, worthless Washington insider who blows with the wind, and whom I wouldn't trust to sell me a candy bar. That said, when the clown writes a book, the media have to cover it, and its contents instantly become the standard line of the press corps, because they are imbeciles who have no minds of their own.

So he's a smarmy, worthless Washington insider who blows with the wind; but this week he's OUR smarmy, worthless Washington insider who blows with the wind.

Good. We'll take it.