On the first day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
A tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the second day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the third day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Seven aides a leaking,
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Eight no bid contracts,
Seven Aides a leaking,
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Nine Delay indictments,
Eight no bid contracts,
Seven Aides a leaking,
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mugg shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by thee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Ten unarmored Humvees,
Nine DeLay indictments,
Eight no bid contracts,
Seven Aides a leaking,
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid by thee
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Eleven Illegal aliens,
Ten unarmored Humvees,
Nine DeLay indictments,
Eight no bid contracts,
Seven Aides a leaking,
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-lettered words
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid by thee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
George Dubya sent to me
Twelve stupid smirks,
Eleven illegal aliens,
Ten unarmored Humvees,
Nine DeLay indictments,
Eight no bid contracts,
Seven Aides a leaking,
Six silly speeches,
Five Libby mug shots,
Four 4-letter words,
Three FBI agents,
Two bald faced lies,
And a tax rebate paid for by Thee.
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