Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A prediction

Between now and Thursday, the lead story in the newspapers and television news media will be how a whole lot of people are traveling.

How can I predict this with such uncanny accuracy? Because they run the SAME DAMNED STORY EVERY YEAR.

And Friday, the leading news item will be "Holy CRAP, there's a lot of folks shopping."

I'm actually working on the theory that it's LITERALLY the same story. That they just take the same one from last year whole and reprint it.

If they did, would anybody actually know?

1 comment:

Kelly said...

You forgot to add, "Experts predict holiday travelers feeling the pinch of outrageous gas prices will negatively impact Friday sales figures."