Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Haggard is now "completely heterosexual."

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"Well, I'm better now!"

DENVER — One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Don't you wonder what sort of test they gave him?

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