Here's Obama with German Chancellor Angela Merkel:
She's smiling and relaxed because she knows he won't suddenly turn around and start giving her a neck rub:
“Asked at a news conference on Wednesday what she thought of Obama, Merkel responded: ‘I would say that he is well-equipped — physically, mentally and politically.’” [Reuters]
Maybe she'd LIKE him to rub her neck.
Obama bin ein berliner.
And that ain't no jelly doughnut.