Kill me now.

One big problem with some Democrats is that too damned many of them WANT to behave like some Republican parody of a Democrat.

Florida Lawmaker Seeks Toilet Paper Tax

Florida's Legislature is flush with good ideas. Sen. Al Lawson's involves a 2 cent-per-roll tax on toilet paper to pay for wastewater treatment and help small towns upgrade their sewer systems.

The Democratic lawmaker's pay-as-you-go bill has been the source of many jokes — bathroom humor you might say — but he says the issue is a serious one, especially in some of the fast-growing Panhandle coastal counties in his district.

Al Lawson is an asswipe.