"What are you lookin' at, sugartits?" - Mel Gibson to a female cop.
Note to Mel: Hey, you stupid, drunken buffoon - she has tits AND A GUN.
"Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight." - Bruce Cockburn
"Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight." - Bruce Cockburn
Gaaah! I've been purposely avoiding this story...I can't believe he said that! What an idiot...
ReplyDeleteFunniest story of the week so far. Buffoon is exactly the right word.